Thank you, volunteers! The first (small) round of beta invites have gone out! Make sure you also check your email’s spam folder, as our naughty mail program loves to hang out with the spam and unsavory types.

For this first round, our Selection Bot weighted its selections heavily towards players who also volunteered to help translate into other languages, and are also running Windows natively. He’s not the smartest bot, yet, though, so if your welcome mail has not arrived, do no fret. More rounds are coming up very soon.

BREAKING REPORT. The ESRB has officially declared Little Inferno unsafe for children, with a rating of “T for Teen”.

Tomorrow Corporation would like to take this opportunity to remind players to please use caution while playing with your Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace. Please do not insert your Little Inferno into your mouth, as it may pose a choking hazard. Please do not insert your children into your Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace, as they may not be easily reassembled. Little Inferno is for external use only.

Studies have indicated that when used properly, with appropriate safety measures, your Little Inferno Entertainment Fireplace will warm your home – and your heart.

[Beta Update: We’re still testing on friends and family, and will launch the beta on Steam as soon as the last few changes are ticked off the punch list. If you’d like to take part in the beta, you can sign up here.]