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Now Available on Android, 7 Billion Humans!

Thursday, July 15th, 2021

ATTENTION Mid-level Android-based Human Managers: Dust off your tie, and brush off your shoulder pads, 7 Billion Humans is now available for the Google Play store!

Here’s what you can expect in your brand new job:

  • Now with more humans, more puzzles, more fuel for your rippling brain muscles! Over 60+ levels of programming puzzles! 77.777778% more levels than Human Resource Machine.
  • Automate your swarms of workers on any device with Android OS 4.4 and higher.
  • A whole new programming language to enjoy! Where Human Resource Machine’s puzzles were all executed by a single worker, 7 Billion Humans has an all new language that lots of workers can all execute at the same time.
  • Begin your new career in any of 13 languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Dutch, Polish, Brazilian Portuguese, Russian, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Korean, and Japanese.
  • Feeling stressed out? There are now friendly hint and “skip” systems to facilitate your career’s ascent.
  • Even more ridiculous cutscenes than Human Resource Machine!

Also… We’re Having a Sale!

Already own 7 Billion Humans? Perhaps a sale would interest you!

To celebrate the release of 7 Billion Humans on Android, we’re putting the Android and iOS versions of Little Inferno and Human Resource Machine on sale, from Thursday, July 15th until Monday, July 19th. 

You can also buy all three of our games on sale on our own site for your PC, Mac, or Linux device using any of the links above. We hear they make fabulous summer stocking stuffers!

Congratulations all 5.2 Billion Android Users. You’re Hired!

7 Billion Humans is coming to Android on July 15th!

Monday, July 5th, 2021

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES: The Human Resource Department at Tomorrow Corporation is opening a new Android division of 7 Billion Humans

Starting July 15th, Management expects all new Android employees to show up promptly at 10am PST, at the Google Play Store in full business attire. Business-casual, pajama bottoms, and athleisure wear will not be tolerated!

In case you missed it, you can find the fabulous new soundtrack here!

What is 7 Billion Humans? How can we know? Fine more info, trailers, gifs, here!

WAT?! What’s Going on with Tomorrow Corporation?!

The gates have been closed as long as anyone can remember, but the great gears keep turning… So what’s going on at Tomorrow Corporation anyway?

Last year we hunkered down like so many people around the world, and we’re now slowly starting to emerge from our digital slumber. Expect more updates in this space soon!

7 Billion Humans on iPad and iPhone next Thursday Dec 6!

Wednesday, November 28th, 2018

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS! Get your 70 billion fingers cracking and ready to swipe! 7 Billion Humans is coming to iOS devices everywhere next Thursday, Dec 6!

Available as a Universal App (which means a single purchase works on your iPads and iPhones), you can automate your swarms of workers on any device with iOS 10 and higher.

And thanks to our community translators, the game will be available in 13 languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Dutch, Polish, Brazilian Portuguese, Russian, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Korean, and Japanese.

“Do you have an iPhone and love telling people what to do? 7 Billion Humans is for you.” -Dandy Wheeler

More info, video, trailers, and screenshots are here. See you next Thursday!

Nintendo Switch gets 7 Billion Humans today!

Thursday, October 25th, 2018

Boot up your Nintendo Switches and make room for 7 billion new friends! 7 Billion Humans is now available on Nintendo Switch – in all regions worldwide!

“I’ve never had so much fun – or a job before!” – Princess Peach

“Indeed, not since the 90’s have I felt such joy marching an
entire workforce towards certain doom.” – Bowser

“Wa-haa!” – Mario, speaking through his lawyer

The Nintendo Switch version comes with all the improvements we’ve made based on player feedback so far. And also:

  • Exclusive soundtrack mode.
  • Play using either gyroscopic pointer controls or touch screen.
  • English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Dutch, Polish, Brazilian Portuguese, Russian, Japanese, Traditional Chinese, Korean.
  • More info from Nintendo here!

Thanks everyone for waiting while we made the Switch version as perfect as possible! And happy programming!

We Have a Nintendo Switch Release Date for 7 Billion Humans!

Friday, October 5th, 2018

Excellent news from the great Mushroom Kingdom! They have approved 7 Billion Humans for release on Nintendo Switch THIS MONTH on Thursday, October 25!

They also have a nice new feature that didn’t exist last time we launched a game. You can now pre-purchase games on Switch. So we’ve made 7 Billion Humans available for pre-purchase starting on October 18 – one week before launch. How efficient!

Thanks everyone for being patient while we worked our way through the twisty system of pipes at Nintendo, and more info coming soon!