We are looking for volunteers to help beta test our upcoming game Human Resource Machine.  To help our Beta Selection Bot select the first few rounds of beta testers, PLEASE CHOOSE WISELY:

CHOICE 1:  I pre-ordered Human Resource Machine and would like to help beta test it! I understand that not everyone who fills out this survey can be selected, and that beta testing involves playing something that is not 100% ready, but I want to do it anyway!

CHOICE 2: Please tell me how to pre-order (with a discount!) so I can click the first option!

CHOICE 3: I feel emotionally distressed, since neither of the above links apply to my specific situation, and would appreciate having something to click.

Good luck, and congratulations!!

Alice, Betty, and Carol
Beta Management Committee