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Seeking Beta Volunteers!

BettyWe are looking for volunteers to help beta test our upcoming game Human Resource Machine.  To help our Beta Selection Bot select the first few rounds of beta testers, PLEASE CHOOSE WISELY:

CHOICE 1:  I pre-ordered Human Resource Machine and would like to help beta test it! I understand that not everyone who fills out this survey can be selected, and that beta testing involves playing something that is not 100% ready, but I want to do it anyway!

CHOICE 2: Please tell me how to pre-order (with a discount!) so I can click the first option!

CHOICE 3: I feel emotionally distressed, since neither of the above links apply to my specific situation, and would appreciate having something to click.

Good luck, and congratulations!!

Alice, Betty, and Carol
Beta Management Committee

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20 Responses to “Seeking Beta Volunteers!”

  1. Maikel says:

    I clicked all three options. I knew you couldn’t stop me anyway! Can I conclude from your survey that DOS and Windows 3.1 will be officially supported at release?

  2. Fellow Windows 3.1/DOS user checking in. What are the minimum system requirements? My screaming fast gaming laptop has 64 MB of RAM, that should be plenty, right?

  3. Kyle Gabler says:

    You’ll also need at least 256 colors.

  4. Fabrizio says:

    Hi there. I loved Little Inferno (I played it at least 20 times) and I am really looking forward to play this new game, but I would like to know if there will be Italian subtitles as in Little Inferno. I can speak English quite good but I want to be sure that I can understand the whole game.

    Fabrizio from Italy

    • Kyle Gabler says:

      Beta volunteers can also volunteer to help translate, if that’s something you would like to help with!

  5. TenDot11 says:

    Hey guys! Glad to see the Beta is opening up. Hopefully I get chosen, last time I asked about this I was told you weren’t looking into the beta but would include me.

  6. Jimmc3rd says:

    Looking forward to be a cog.

  7. José says:

    How much time will be required from beta testers? I’d like to get involved, but I will probably only be able to help on weekends…

  8. Stending says:

    Got here a bit late! I’m hoping to get in the beta anyway, I’ve never been interested in a game concept/universe that way, and that’s my first pre-order!
    Wish you the best!

  9. Julien says:

    I’d like to help you guys to test and translate this game from english to french. You’ve done a really good job until now, and I don’t have any doubt that this one will be a good game too!



  10. EudGenius says:

    What’s that with translation volunteers? How can anybody help?

    • Kyle Gabler says:

      Just like with Little Inferno a few years ago, beta players can volunteer to help translate the game.

  11. Squida says:

    CAN NOT WAIT, and been waiting for too long…..

  12. Squida says:

    Heh, sorry. Thanks for deleting the previous message though.

    Maybe should get one of your programmers to reprogram my brain 😛

    That being said though I am looking forward to this game and beta would be BRILLIANT! if I could have a fiddle diddle at the game. it would make me very very happy 🙂

    I am super excited to get my brain pumping full of information and commands.

    Hope for the best and good luck to you guys, can not wait for this game.

    In fact I have been loading this webpage everyday for news on this game, CAN NOT WAIT.

  13. Leo says:

    Just found out about this. Super Excited for a possibility of getting my mandibles on this sooner than later 😀

  14. Jazzy says:

    I couldn’t be more hyped for this game! I’ve loved these games since World of Goo 6 years ago! (Which is NOT shameful, it’s a work of art, just like Little Inferno!) I know I signed up a bit late for the beta test, (I signed up only a couple days ago) but if you guys need me, I’ll be more than willing to help. Other than that, I sure hope that testing goes well, and I look forward to yet another super-awesome-emotional-roller-coaster-with-morals-that-are-haunting-and-memorable!

  15. Squida says:

    I want to get my fingers pushing keys they have not pushed before. so till then, it is your fault 😛

    Please fix it for me 🙂

  16. Curt says:

    Would you be interested in BETA testing this game with about 100+ K>3rd-grade students? I could hook you up!