FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March 8, 2010: Tomorrow Corporation is pleased to announce the existence of Tomorrow Corporation, a massive new “indie game” studio.
“We’re literally bursting with cash,” said a Tomorrow Corporation PR spokeswoman, “because if there’s one thing that makes money these days, it’s indie games.”
“For years, giant corporations have been hurt by scrappy indie studios hogging the limelight with titles like Crayon Physics Deluxe, Braid, World of Goo, and Super Meat Boy. To those tiny, un-American, indie developers, Tomorrow Corporation would like to deliver a message: Your reign of terror ends… Tomorrow! ”
Tomorrow Corporation’s massive Human Resources Department has recently acquired a glut of indie sellouts, including developers Allan Blomquist, Kyle Gabler, and Kyle Gray – all former grad students from Carnegie Mellon University’s Entertainment Technology Center and co-founders of the wasteful and profitless Experimental Gameplay Project.
More recently, Gabler co-founded the indie studio 2D BOY, responsible for creating the reprehensible game World of Goo, to which Blomquist also regrettably contributed his indie talents. Gray recently created the unpatriotic Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure, a game about sipping tea.
Tomorrow Corporation has yet to announce its first indie game title, but would like to remind fans to check back frequently for exciting new information.
“The secret to a truly great indie game is that special human touch,” says the spokeswoman, “which our producers have scheduled for insertion shortly before the product ships.”
“Let’s all remember,” she added before floating away in the official Tomorrow Corporation blimp, “the future … is Tomorrow!”
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Great debut! I’m already love Tom. Corp.™ 🙂
Can’t wait to see what will be the game.
* “loving”, not “love”, sorry. Or “I” and not “I’m”. 🙂
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ; )
not stalkin you followin you more like and tell kyle i fancy him xxoxx
long live tomorrow corp!:D hope to see awesome things:D
I wish you the best for this new adventure, however I feel I must ask something… why leave 2DBoy? Is it a thing… of yesterday?
Can’t wait to see what’s next! What a crazy mashup.
2DBoy still seems to be alive… maybe he’s actually 2 different people.
Tomorrow Corporation is brilliant!
I am very excited and very happy with what will come tomorrow.
I love you Tomorrow Corporation;)
When can we start placing orders? I realise that it takes time to get the manufacturing plants up and running but I was hoping to put in an order for about 15,000 tomorrows.
I look forward to you speedy response.
The future is …. Tomorrow!
Brilliant!
Best press release ever.
Can’t wait to see what you guys are up to.
Thanks all! To answer some questions:
1) 2DBoy is still going strong, Tomorrow Corporation is a new venture between Kyle, Allan, and myself.
2) Everything else (like placing order) will be answered in the future. Stay tuned!
In the future? Don’t you mean… Tomorrow?
Ha, ha! But the future is… Tomorrow.
Can’t wait to see what Tomorrow brings.
Goo’d luck!
kikass XD
Please take all of my money away from me right this instant.
You’re all awesome.
I am excited to see what change the Tomorrow Corporation can bring to those indie fat cats.
It’s about time someone put the power back where it belongs. Power to the Man!
Welcome.. to the world of tomorrow!!
I can’t live without Tomorrow Corporation! I love it!
Can’t wait to see what’s next!
Good luck for Tomorrow!
I will give you all of my dollars for corporate product Tomorrow Corporation!
I, for one, welcome our new indie overlords
LOL, is this game coming out… tomorrow?
You guys are awesome, I’ll buy your hideously corporate game whatever it is!
Tomorrow Corporation brings today’s future of tomorrow today! (or tomorrow?) Hooray!
Wow, you guys sure made a lot of sites devoted to indie games! Keep up the good work, and now I look forward to…tomorrow!
Sounds exciting! Can’t wait for tomorrow!
Henry Hatsworth and World of Goo are really good games, and very original!
Can’t wait to see what tomorrow has in store for us!
I’m excited. Let’s see what Tomorrow has in store!
I’ve bookmarked the site.
Saying I’m excited would be a bit of an understatement. Can’t wait to see what you guys come up with. But do we really have to wait for “Tomorrow”? 😛
Congrats guys! Looking forward to what oozes from your brains.
Congratulations! 🙂
I love indie games!
I can’t wait for your first release!
Yeah! Go, go, go! I do believe in your game even without seeing any detail of it….I do believe in you so much that I promise I will buy the game no matter what it will end up to be and when you will release it. Oh and by the way, do you guys have a Facebook fan page I can sign up to? 🙂
Looking forward to what you guys will put out under this label. World of Goo was amazing and if your next game is even half as goo(!)d it’ll be a complete success.
Ever thought about bringing an ARG element to your releases before they make it to the distribution stage?
I’m looking foward to Tomarrow Corporation’s take over and/or purchase of the entire world. This is too awesome for even goo balls to comprehend, but they don’t realize alot of things I guess. I have no doubts about this company at all. Brilliant ame, logo, and slogan, by the way. This is all brilliant.
it’s already tomorrow, and you still haven’t announced your game. BULL!
:b
I personally think World of Goo is one of the 10 best games ever created. Can’t wait for tomorrow.
I beg to differ. World of Goo makes the top 5, but I think Monaco may be better. I guess only time will tell, I hope TC is better then the both combine. Remind me not to enter IGF the year TC does…
Hmm… It’s been a month since the existence of Tomorrow Corporation… Game?
🙂
Indie is the new tomorrow. I’m looking forward to seeing what the company comes up with.
The thing with tomorrow, is that everyday, it becomes today, making tomorrow still in the future… Tomorrow is tomorrow, until tomorrow becomes today, in which tomorrow becomes today, therefore, tomorrow never really exists… Tomorrow Corporation… My Verbigeration Studios sounds cooler, but Tomorrow Corporation sounds… deadly… Maybe it’ll end up a hybrid of Goo, Hatsworth and that other guy that did stuff’s game. Good Luck!
Ah, at last someone that understands the profound and inherent nastiness of all those small independent game developers. I sure hope that your little business will capitalize enough to show them who the boss really is.
(By the way, I love your website design, lovely little thing you got there)
What the heck, it’s been over 3 months!! POST SOMETHING DAMMIT!
Well, give them their time! Games like World of goo didn’t come in 2 seconds!
It’s not that, they could just post something… No hard feelings Tomorrow Corp.
*knock* *knock* You guys still alive in there?
wonder how they’re going
“Let’s go shopping at tomorrow corp!”
“We are valued customers!”
Year +1.
🙁
I´m tired of wait.
When this game will come out?
Is this game for computer?
Ye, I hate you. I’ll always hate you and never stop, even after I DIE! Take the bananas and BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN!
Comment was only a joke.
I am here from 2018 and I am here to tell you that you should make a game about burning stuff in a fire. Then make another game, this time about coding. Then, in 2018 you need to make a game about advanced coding! And then, well, you’re on your own!